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jeretard 

a combo of jeremy and retard. but hes not rlly a retard. jeretard is an 8 grade boy overseas who fails at athletics, does fucking awesome in academics and is also a bra strap. he is also our GBFTNG. LOVE YA JERETARD(:
*on skype*

A: WHERES OUR GBFTNG?!

*jeremy has signed on

B: JERETARD.
jeretard by justard October 18, 2010
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jerrytard 

When an elderly person loses all mental faculties and slips into the retard zone.

The term originated when a mass number of baby boomers who were not previously retarded, entered into their geriatric stages and displayed aspects of mental faculty loss. "Retardation" This resulted in the need for expansion of English medical jargon.
User 1: did you see gramps last night at the party?
User 2: I did, what was wrong with him? He was acting really weird.
User 1: Yea, he was acting like a full blown jerrytard!
User 2: ut was only a matter of time before his jerrytardation sunk in.
jerrytard by Etamolygest August 13, 2015

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026