Jersey Cream 

Product for styling of men's hair consisting entirely of semen.

Yo Donny, looks like we're out of hair gel, but we don't have time to get some before we go to the club. Get over here and help me out with some Jersey Cream.

Jersey Cream by Just-dont-ask-questions February 27, 2018

Jersey cream 

A great lift at whistler to take you to the blackcomb glacier.

What a great ride today, I loved the jersey cream wrecking me.

Jersey cream by Jerzeycreme January 28, 2017

Jersey Cream 

Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.

Can I please have the breakfast special with extra Jersey Cream.

Jersey Cream by jrzycrm May 9, 2018

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008