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Jeroen
Jeroen is a perfect guy, everybody loves him
Hes smart and realy handsome .
All the girls like him.
He also has one of the biggest dicks.
Hes smart and realy handsome .
All the girls like him.
He also has one of the biggest dicks.
Jeroen by Just a guy ................... April 27, 2021
Jeroen
Someone who is incredibly hench, muscly and well rounded, their washboard abs often swipe the smiles of people off, replacing them with wild fits of drooling
Jeroen by Gamer man who spits facts December 13, 2019
Jeroen
Jeroen by Birdiebitch May 11, 2022
jermond
This is the most handsome guy you will ever meet. Although his ego is very big he still has a heart. Most jermonds are the very athletic.If you find a jermond you're lucky
jermond by Coolcat🖤❣️🌚 March 4, 2019
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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