Jerking off Stalefish
"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
Jerking off Stalefish by CollaBear June 12, 2012
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jerking off stalefish
The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
jerking off stalefish by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
Jerking off stalefish
Jerking off stalefish by nathan May 13, 2005
Jerking off stalefish
When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
Jerking off stalefish by Valo January 1, 2005
Jerking off stalefish
Jerking off stalefish by Fredwasright October 10, 2005
Jerkin' off Stalefish
The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.
Jerkin' off Stalefish by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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