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Jeremy's Mom 

A very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. She often will have a sweaty vagina and it will smell like that shit you took last night. No one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to fuck it.
"Jeremy's Mom rode my cock like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store."
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.
Jeremy's Mom by Jeremy Skinnyberg October 26, 2010

jeremy's mom 

1. the mother of jeremiah.

2. a reference to something randomly unexpected.
Guy 1: What the hell was that!?!?!?

Guy 2: It's jeremy's mom.
jeremy's mom by Dr. Cookie December 10, 2008

jeramy's mom 

the hot mom of jeramy who works at hooters and has some very large hooters of her own. she loves to fuck her son, jeramy as well as any one she sees.
jeramy's MOM upside down is WOW!!!!!!
jeramy's mom is the biggest spreader of aids
jeramy's mom has ginormous hooters
jeramy's mom sucks jeramy dry every night
jeramy's mom is single every morning
jeramy's mom has kong sized tities
jeramy's mom likes to get rough with miggets
jeramy's mom cant stop liking her son's pussy
jeramy's mom has the most massive melons and fruits
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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