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The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!
Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!
jenkum by BCoo7 December 15, 2007
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Another word for genius, but jenuous is sarcastic.
You are so jenuous!
jenuous by Willllllneverknoww January 31, 2018
defecation which is used as an inhalant to get intoxicated
I used up a whole jar of jenkum last night, man did I get wasted
jenkum by Dj $tress August 25, 2009
The act of putting your shit in a jar, letting it ferment for a year then opening it and getting stoned ass high off the fumes.
Person 1: dude i just did my yearly Jenkum!

Person 2: lucky bastard, mines still fermenting!
Jenkum by GooningEnthusiast June 5, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026