Jenning

To completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. Process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.

woman: "You're a cheating bastard!"

man "It's mother's day and I was with my mom!"
woman: "You've ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!"
man: "Quit Jenning on me."

by Anti-Jenn May 9, 2010

Jenning

The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.

When someone asks you what your doing at work and your response is "I'm jenning".

by Priscilla Boo Boo March 29, 2015

Jenning

adj;
1) To smoke marijuana.

Created in memory of Peter Jennings who was always able to stay calm no matter how depressing was the world he reported about nightly.

Dude, I have some great dank, we should definitely go Jenning with this stuff.

by Arialys January 19, 2008

jenning

being wrong about language and sources

I used UD as an etymological source, really jenning today

by aaaasdfffgg September 23, 2022

Jenning

Rummaging endlessly for hours at a time through a bag looking for no apparent thing

"where's tammy?"
"Oh she's been jenning"

by Rummage mary July 5, 2023

Jenning

Just Jen being Jen.

Jen was doing her normal crazy thing over there, you know just Jenning.

by ChrisAndJen March 29, 2025

Jenning'd

The act of talking someone into buying something they otherwise were not interested in buying. Primarily in relation to video games, but not limited to it.

OMG, you actually bought The Division after I talked about it?! But didn't you say you didn't care for it? Hahahaha, you got jenning'd so bad!

by The1llusiveMan January 10, 2017