1 definition by Illuminated porridge
Besides being her insanely flirty and crazy self, she really knows how to light up a room. She always seems to be smiling. She takes relationships and friendship very seriously. She has this zesty and contagious positive energy that radiates into evryone’s souls. She is a very talented musician and is extremely passionate. She seems high on life but she is ironically against drugs and alcohol because she doesn’t need that to have fun. Her style of clothing is so unique and refreshing. She can be a total hot badass! She will rip you to shreds in any debate and she will stand by her beliefs. She doesn’t give one fuck if you don’t like her because she knows she is worth it and doesn’t need validation from anybody. She is a very independent woman who isn’t fond of commitment or being controlled. She is extremely irresistible, any guy in their right minds would drool over her because she is truly a magnet! She would be an amazing mother that will let her kids follow their dreams. When she wants something, she will stop at NOTHING to reach her goal. Do not stand in her way. She seems to constantly have guys falling for her but she rejects them due to her fear of falling in love and her independence as a strong woman. She may actually be too much for a man to handle. She would never be unfaithful or disrespectful and she expects the same from her partner. She will cook for you and she loves cuddling and kisses. She is very touchy and sensual. She is a GODDESS. Worship her.
Boyfriend: I can tell Jen anything she is so god damn trustworthy! And she is so breathtakingly beautiful she makes me so weak. I don’t think I deserve someone as amazing as Jen.
Boyfriend’s friend: What the hell man, how did you get a woman who is so good? She’s exactly your type; smart, sexy, brown eyes... and she always motivates you to do your best! I wish I had a relationship like you guys. You’re so comfortable with her because you guys are best friends. She is your soulmate man, when are you gonna pop the question?
Boyfriend: Ya know, I bought the ring the day I met her, I knew she was the one. That’s it, I’m asking her tonight! I can’t believe it, Jen is gonna be my wife!
Boyfriend’s friend: What the hell man, how did you get a woman who is so good? She’s exactly your type; smart, sexy, brown eyes... and she always motivates you to do your best! I wish I had a relationship like you guys. You’re so comfortable with her because you guys are best friends. She is your soulmate man, when are you gonna pop the question?
Boyfriend: Ya know, I bought the ring the day I met her, I knew she was the one. That’s it, I’m asking her tonight! I can’t believe it, Jen is gonna be my wife!
by Illuminated porridge January 30, 2019