jema
jema by cunninghambaby October 16, 2008
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Jema
They always go to the library and go to McDonalds and Joao orders nothing from it and he is the happiest kid and the play Fortnite and they love hanging out with each other. Pema - Joao.
Jema by Aviation_Boeing737 June 11, 2018
Jemab
Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad
Jemab by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022
Jemaine Clement
Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
Jemar
One of the most smartest people living. Is usually colorblind. Gets a girlfriend near christmas and usually stays with his girlfriend (A) until college and beyond. One of the bestest friends to talk about with girl and guy problems. Can always try to make people better. Make friends feel more appreciated. He is sometimes full of fun and sometimes full or care. He is a great friend to keep.
Jemar by blueberrimacarons April 15, 2014
Jemaine Clement
One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
Jemaine Clement by sfwildflower August 7, 2008
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