Jelly poon

The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.

Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!

Jelly poon by Jellystein November 10, 2009

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Poon Jelly

The clear jelly-like discharge that comes out of a woman before or after her period.

She had alot of poon jelly that came out of her before her time of menstruation.

Poon Jelly by GoldinWoman March 8, 2022

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Jellypound

When a dude of average, normal weight pounds a fat chick. Usually taking place with a black male and a white female.

"Dude, did you hear about Keely and JJ?" "Yea man, JJ jellypounded that big white ass."

Jellypound by Chaz1180 July 25, 2007

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jellyphone

When an iPhone bends and flexes out of control so that it is bent at the volume rocker keys and is impossible to look good with.

Callum - has your iPhone jellyphoned yet?

jellyphone by jokerann September 25, 2014

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jellypoo

The poo mixed with lube after anal sex.

Hey Wanda, what's that shiny brown spot on the sheets? Oh honey, It's just my jellypoo!

jellypoo by Misslex87 June 15, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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