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Jelly Babies 

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The congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male ejaculate isn't cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.
I smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot sex, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little buggers just roll around and run away.
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Jelly Babies 

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When 2 gay men have sex and the lube, sperm, and blood mix to make little red jelly beans called Jelly Babies!
God that was so good look at all the Jelly Babies on my penis.
Jelly Babies by The no one February 4, 2010

Jelly Babies 

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Jelly Babies is a slang word for exstacy.
Commonly used is the same way as gary's or E's
Do you know where i can get my hands on some Jelly Babies.
Want to get all Jellied up?
Jelly Babies by CasseyChantell(K) January 27, 2009

Jelly babies 

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Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.

Black Jelly Babies 

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The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse.
"Do you want to look at your black jelly babies before I flush them? I left them in the toilet for you."
Black Jelly Babies by luc_x January 3, 2012

jello babies 

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the remnants of semen, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces or in the anal cavity after sexual intercourse
My boyfriend birthed our jello baby before we showered and went to bed.
jello babies by Rio September 30, 2003

jello babies 

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the remnants of semen, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces after sexual intercourse
we saw our quivering jello babies on the coffee table right before we fell asleep
jello babies by a-lo September 23, 2003
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