Jelloes

It's just because everyone wants to be you.

They just Jelloes

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

Jelloing

(v.) To force jello through your teeth onto your chin. Most commonly used as an expression of sexual attraction and as a form of foreplay.
Comes from the fact that jello is simply a sexy food. Also reminiscent of bodily fluids exchanged during sexual intercourse.

"Mary, I find you irresistible! Let's jello!"

"Man, those two are all over each other! They were even jelloing in Starbucks the other day!"

"Yeah, and then we jelloed! You can bet it was the best sex we ever had!"

by Lord of Ladies September 15, 2011

jello

Mediocre sex - comes from the saying "Sex is like jello. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good."

A: "So, you shagged her last night? How was it?"
B: "Jello."
A: "Beats watching TV, right?"

by Prp Guy April 23, 2006

Jello

an eatible substance that comes in many flavors and it giggles

i've got cheery jello and green jello.. and purple.. hm whats purple.. oh right grape!

by Britmon January 11, 2008

Jello

the act of being insanely envious of a gangster; someone who is too lazy to spell jealous

Wow, you just met Orlando Bloom...I am SOO jello!

by gangstergirl17 September 6, 2010

Jello

Boobs

Boobs jiggle like jello,
Everyone loves jello
Therefore everyone loves boobs
(Boobs = Jello)

by Effy Riggs September 22, 2010

Jello

Jello:

This means to be jealous of somebody or something on the low down or without anyone knowing.

Q: How did that Kat build that business from the ground up
A: I have no idea, but don't tell no one, I'm Jello!!

by Sel-Block May 4, 2017