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when a boy is in love with his teacher
"dude, you're such a jeland"
jeland by misssugarpink June 25, 2017
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A person who is very sexy and nice.and also a great bf/gf,carry good at video games and is a great friend
You are such a jeland😍
Jeland by Handel bars 69 November 21, 2021
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jeland jelani jolanda jeandré Jelanna Jeandra jeandrel jeandro jelan jelaney
Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.
Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.
Jalandhar by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014
This is for all the Jelani’s across the world....We experience embarrassment and aren’t comedians but stand up or stand out from the ones who conform and be like everyone else, our name means mighty in reality. Which is possibly why life is always throwing more rocks and blockades upon us when our feet are already planted into the ground. So don’t let anyone tell you can’t do shit I know I know times get rough and you may hate your name and become a stranger to the world and forget who you are, but stay connected to your true self have self love before any bitch catches ya balls at home plate ya feel me. Now be strong mighty mice the ride ain’t over, and trust me all those females who were looking at you will be throwing there panties once you realize your power. One time for the one time for the Jelani’s across the world
Jelani “We are survivors and can overcome anything, Mighty Mouse
Jelani by knownbeef March 24, 2021

JELANI KING 

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.
A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!
Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!
Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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