Jehovah Witness 

verb - The act of achieving orgasm so hard that you actually see the face of God.

Man, that bitch from the Kingdom Hall and I went out last night, you know the one, the Elder's daughter? Yeah, well she was sucking my dick so hard and she jammed her finger in my ass. Well, I Jehovah Witnessed right in her mouth! I thought I died and went to heaven cuz God was right there. We goin' out again tomorrow.

Jehovah Witness by Nelson Birdwell June 20, 2010

jehovah witness 

a cult

man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.

jehovah witness by boomer inc. August 12, 2021

Jehovah Witness 

When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.

Last night Allan Jehovah Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.

Jehovah Witness by Xhicrastin January 19, 2015

Jehovah Witness 

A type of people refuse blood transfusions and die.

I will never get a blood transfusion ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.

Jehovah Witness by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022

Jehovah Witness Proof 

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

Jehovah Witness Proof by Warnhubb May 18, 2008

The jehovah witness 

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

The jehovah witness by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023

Jehovah's Witness 

A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.

Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.

Jehovah's Witness by slatte November 13, 2006