Jeffzoned 

When you get friendzoned by everyone.

Jeffzoned/Jeffzone:
(7th time) "Wanna be my gf?? :D"

"Uhm... I need to go to lesson!"

"But there is o lesson goin.. where u runnin? Oh cmon!"

Jeffzoned by Chrononimo April 24, 2018

JeffMinedasher 

Five men were told a lie
They grasped upon ill fortune
A chance to live their lives
but could not live immune

Deteriorated minds
They tore at flesh like snakes
And all that's left behind
was the will to stay awake

"Have you forgotten so easily?"

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

An experiment with faults
Didn't bother to write a monody
No memory of the results
No results could restore the memory

The Commies hadn't a clue
That one's sanity could be nullified
As they offered help, they knew
Any forgiveness would not be certified

"Have you forgotten so easily?"

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be Jeffminedasher

JeffMinedasher by Boo Radley Game May 20, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004