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Jeffzoned 

When you get friendzoned by everyone.
Jeffzoned/Jeffzone:
(7th time) "Wanna be my gf?? :D"

"Uhm... I need to go to lesson!"

"But there is o lesson goin.. where u runnin? Oh cmon!"
Jeffzoned by Chrononimo April 24, 2018
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JeffMinedasher 

Five men were told a lie
They grasped upon ill fortune
A chance to live their lives
but could not live immune

Deteriorated minds
They tore at flesh like snakes
And all that's left behind
was the will to stay awake

"Have you forgotten so easily?"

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

An experiment with faults
Didn't bother to write a monody
No memory of the results
No results could restore the memory

The Commies hadn't a clue
That one's sanity could be nullified
As they offered help, they knew
Any forgiveness would not be certified

"Have you forgotten so easily?"

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be Jeffminedasher
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