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Jeether

Adj: To lack appeal or to be inadequate. Uncool, unsatisfactory, or just plain insufficiant. Used only to describe something or someone in a negative light.

Gay, Lame, bootsy, stupid
"Did you see that movie Gili?"
"Yeah, that shit was hella jeether!"

Or

"Damn!! get your jeether ass in the car!"
by ninja_kitten September 28, 2004
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JEEPHER

A strong, independent woman/girl, who is proud of her jeep and her fellow jeep family. She builds other up instead of breaking them down. She believes in herself and her ability to stand on her own two feet. She is kind and giving, but don't get on her bad side, you won't like it.
Check out that JEEPHER, she is a bad ass woman/girl.
by Bettyb72 April 25, 2017
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Jeepher

BADASS WOMEN WHO DOESNT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE.
That JEEPHER is INDEPENDENT.
by JeepHer95 April 25, 2017
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jeeter

The common red-necked Jeeter can be found sporting a worn agricultural product or automotive sports cap at a roadhouse bar, where a chain-link fence shields the questionable talent from bottle hurling locals. (the hat's foam printed front is a requirement, mesh back is optional).

The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.

Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.

When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
Diverse examples of this sub-species can be found from Northern Maine to Florida, and westward to all suburbs and rural areas where major appliances and assorted dirt bike parts frequently adorn oil-soaked driveways, front lots and crowded porches.

Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.

Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.

Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.

For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
by Garrett T. Jeffries August 17, 2006
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Jexther

Damn thats so Jexther bro
by bingbong0666 March 23, 2020
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Joetherite

Unlike Joemerald, Joetherite is a name that is combined by Joe mama joke and Minecraft (v1.16 or newer) most precious ingot in the game.
Can be used on people who like Joe mama jokes and v1.16 Minecraft.
Who's Joetherite? No idea but he/she likes v1.16 Minecraft for sure.
by just a normal lurker November 14, 2021
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jeeter

one who is unually white trash, or redneckish.
Look at that jeeter over there! Woo-wee that boy's ridin that tractor like there ain't no tomorrow!!
by christa January 11, 2004
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