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Plural form of jedasp: Jealous envious do-nothings angry at successful people.
*Sees a protest against amazon for building a new warehouse*

"Look at these jeds, angry at a company that helps small businesses thrive in the online world."
jeds by Nived67 February 1, 2022
Jed has been recently diagnosed with JEDs
JEDs by Orangeman February 21, 2008
A Toronto street term meaning Police
Yo dash that shit the Jeds just pulled up!
Jeds by dr.Jones February 2, 2010
Just Escaped Downs Syndrome. A person, generally a female with an underbite that has difficulty carrying on with her day to day activities
Mike "Hey check out that retard sitting beside those skanks in class"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"
JEDS by Dr. Mockery March 17, 2009

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket
tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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