Jeds

A girls boobies
also a lovely knickname for a girl with massive boobs

to a girl with huge (boobs) 'Your jeds are hugeee!!!'
guy to mate 'shes got the biggest jeds i've ever seen'
to a girl with massive (boobs) "y'alright Jeds"

by Jed's johnson (: December 10, 2010

jeds

Plural form of jedasp: Jealous envious do-nothings angry at successful people.

*Sees a protest against amazon for building a new warehouse*

"Look at these jeds, angry at a company that helps small businesses thrive in the online world."

by Nived67 February 1, 2022

JEDs

Juvenile Erectile Disfunction, enough said

Jed has been recently diagnosed with JEDs

by Orangeman February 21, 2008

Jeds

A Toronto street term meaning Police

Yo dash that shit the Jeds just pulled up!

by dr.Jones February 2, 2010

JEDS

Just Escaped Downs Syndrome. A person, generally a female with an underbite that has difficulty carrying on with her day to day activities

Mike "Hey check out that retard sitting beside those skanks in class"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"

by Dr. Mockery March 17, 2009

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners

The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

by p cutta April 10, 2005

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 10, 2005