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jedi pimp 

1. A type of pimp, who's game stays wrapped so tight the ladies get wet from the sound of his voice. Thus called a Jedi mind trick.
2. Someone trained in the martial art of fucking alot of sluts.
3. A man useing such tools as a bag full of game, the slut scope, and the ever popular 'LD', has the ability to pull multiple hat tricks, and even the the ocassionally four bagger.
Oh shit, grab your girls a Jedi Pimp just walked in.
jedi pimp by Quik JPS master September 19, 2003
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jedi pimp 

Someone who wheels brauds and fucks them at random not giving a fuck who they are or what they're name is, cuz it's all about the pussy
Jake from romp.com is the true Jedi Pimp!
jedi pimp by TMONEY June 19, 2003

jedi pimp 

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies
look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!
jedi pimp by a to the cizzo August 20, 2003

Jedi Pimp-Ninja 

Jedi Pimp-Ninja

1.) A player so far at the top of the game as to be considered nearly unstoppable, a master of the Jedi Mind trick and shameless slayer of all wet pussy.
2.) A person whoms actions are so righteous as to make the deed itself unreproachable. If it was done by a trueJedi Pimp-Ninja then it was fckn done right.
3.) The ultimate achievement for all Jedi Pimps Jedi Pimps and/or Ninja
4.)A trucker from Ohio
That mfckn Jedi Pimp-Ninja just fckd my ex-wife, her sister and my fiance all at that fckn " tupperware" party.
Jedi Pimp-Ninja by grey dog October 1, 2019

Triple-Jedi Pimp 

The ultimate pimp of ever state of being; he from whom no time, place, or object is un-pimpable. Always pronounced with gratuitious final syllable.

There can only be one.
Yo, cuz, it's time to prove that I am the Triple-Jedi Piiiiimp...
Triple-Jedi Pimp by Greg-o October 23, 2003
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