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jedi pimp 

1. A type of pimp, who's game stays wrapped so tight the ladies get wet from the sound of his voice. Thus called a Jedi mind trick.
2. Someone trained in the martial art of fucking alot of sluts.
3. A man useing such tools as a bag full of game, the slut scope, and the ever popular 'LD', has the ability to pull multiple hat tricks, and even the the ocassionally four bagger.
Oh shit, grab your girls a Jedi Pimp just walked in.
jedi pimp by Quik JPS master September 19, 2003
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jedi pimp 

Someone who wheels brauds and fucks them at random not giving a fuck who they are or what they're name is, cuz it's all about the pussy
Jake from romp.com is the true Jedi Pimp!
jedi pimp by TMONEY June 19, 2003

jedi pimp 

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies
look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!
jedi pimp by a to the cizzo August 20, 2003

Jedi Pimp-Ninja 

Jedi Pimp-Ninja

1.) A player so far at the top of the game as to be considered nearly unstoppable, a master of the Jedi Mind trick and shameless slayer of all wet pussy.
2.) A person whoms actions are so righteous as to make the deed itself unreproachable. If it was done by a trueJedi Pimp-Ninja then it was fckn done right.
3.) The ultimate achievement for all Jedi Pimps Jedi Pimps and/or Ninja
4.)A trucker from Ohio
That mfckn Jedi Pimp-Ninja just fckd my ex-wife, her sister and my fiance all at that fckn " tupperware" party.
Jedi Pimp-Ninja by grey dog October 1, 2019

Triple-Jedi Pimp 

The ultimate pimp of ever state of being; he from whom no time, place, or object is un-pimpable. Always pronounced with gratuitious final syllable.

There can only be one.
Yo, cuz, it's time to prove that I am the Triple-Jedi Piiiiimp...
Triple-Jedi Pimp by Greg-o October 23, 2003

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026