Jebus.F.Kennedy

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Jebus.F.Kennedy to put in short wurds is a fucking boss;
slaying faggots with his sword of ra and gunz of ownage.

He is a hilarious racist gamer youtuber on youtube who is the president of his own cunt tree named "The You Knighted Stay Ts of Pwnage" and also the third best FPS player in the universe (Fk mars) taking the souls of the fat retarded children everywhere.

He also loves yet hates his subscribers (calling them "gay homo faggot whore fanboys .

His fanboys consist of gay homothuggin lemons who marry three men then get into three inches gay bar buttsecks with themselves

Gay Old man:Oh Gee willickers im such a retarded fat sack of crap sellout fanboy jew, maybe ill watch Jebus.F.kennedy and hopefully i wont be such a gay homothug lemon

AIT MINITS L8AR TEH GAY GEEZER TURNZ IN 2 BAWSS

JFK Fanboy Bawss:YO C: IM SUCH A BAWZ JFK RULEZ TEH ERTH G

Gay little boy: can i vatch heem

JFK Fanboy Bawss:NO SON GO BACK IN DA CAGE YOU MISTAKE YO MOMMA HATES YOU,SHE WANTED ABORTION,SO I KICKED HER DOWN TEH STAREZ

Gay little boy:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JFK Fanboy Bawss: SUMBUDDY CALL TEH WAAAMBULINCE ROFL SUCK MY BOWLZ LIKE A BOSS

Jebus.F.Kennedy by JebusFKennedy October 12, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026