Combination of Jesus and an eagle; creator and ruler of everything. Traditional renditions show him having a human lower body, wearing a robe and sandals, and a big-ass eagle head.
If you piss jeagle off, he will peck your eyeballs out with his beak. For eternity. Better play it safe and do what he says.
by jeaglefreak001 October 24, 2008
Get the jeagle mug.“Hey Hunny I’m going to watch the Jets Eagles game.” “Ok tell Steve I said hi… why are you bringing that big black dildo?” “As a joke” Steve arrives at Steve’s with the big black dildo for the Jeagle game which we all know means gay sex
by Jemes21 September 15, 2023
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Cliffs that look like Half-Jet Half-Eagles, they are often sick and only dealt with through the use of just-in-case clawbreakers.
"Dude, is that a jet or an eagle"
-"Its a jeagle."
"yeah, a sick jeagle"
"I'm gonna need my claw-breakers. . . , by the way, that bald dude over there says sup?"
-"Its a jeagle."
"yeah, a sick jeagle"
"I'm gonna need my claw-breakers. . . , by the way, that bald dude over there says sup?"
by Kozzy January 2, 2009
Get the jeagle mug.1. Sexy war criminal with pretty privilege that really doesnt want to do what he is doing but he has no choice lmao. People highly misunderstand this motherfucker (not literally)and literally the only thing he needs is a fucking hug. Give this piece of shit a hug please.
Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
by notgaybutprobablygay February 25, 2021
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Get the jeegle mug.Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??
Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
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