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a random element in the periodic table that is fictional
Scientist 1: I've discovered a new element that has 0.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
electrons!
Scientist 2:How many protons does it have
Scientist 1: Its π2/6 protons.
Scientist 2: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!
Scientist 1: Particle accelarators.
Scientist 1:We accidentally smashed 100 protons & 1 neutron at the speed of light facing each other.

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Cumming, jizzing, bust a hard working nuter butter that's shoots notes harder than Lois Armstrong's sex appeal
Look here as I jazzum on your titts
jazzum by nigger3005 December 8, 2014
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Anarcho-jazzism

Anarcho jazzism is a political ideology believing that anarchism can only truly be achieved with a revolution where everyone deafens the leader and then dances on some jazz, a notable member of this ideology Notnilc Llib
"Wow don't you think we should end the state and anarchy should rule"
"Yeah but we should revolt with anarcho-jazzism !"
Anarcho-jazzism by Namij December 18, 2022
Jazzism is a new philosophical movement based on both utopian and anarchic ideals. Created to fit generation Y and their social, technologic circumstances in the modern age, the movement seeks to disband marxist class systems, sexual boundaries and presuppositions and create a boundary free, ungendered society.
"Im totally converting to Jazzism"

jazzism by Dani21 January 15, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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