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a random element in the periodic table that is fictional
Scientist 1: I've discovered a new element that has 0.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
electrons!
Scientist 2:How many protons does it have
Scientist 1: Its π2/6 protons.
Scientist 2: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!
Scientist 1: Particle accelarators.
Scientist 1:We accidentally smashed 100 protons & 1 neutron at the speed of light facing each other.

Jazzium is a element.
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Cumming, jizzing, bust a hard working nuter butter that's shoots notes harder than Lois Armstrong's sex appeal
Look here as I jazzum on your titts
jazzum by nigger3005 December 8, 2014
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Anarcho-jazzism

Anarcho jazzism is a political ideology believing that anarchism can only truly be achieved with a revolution where everyone deafens the leader and then dances on some jazz, a notable member of this ideology Notnilc Llib
"Wow don't you think we should end the state and anarchy should rule"
"Yeah but we should revolt with anarcho-jazzism !"
Anarcho-jazzism by Namij December 18, 2022
Jazzism is a new philosophical movement based on both utopian and anarchic ideals. Created to fit generation Y and their social, technologic circumstances in the modern age, the movement seeks to disband marxist class systems, sexual boundaries and presuppositions and create a boundary free, ungendered society.
"Im totally converting to Jazzism"

jazzism by Dani21 January 15, 2007
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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