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Jayden Yadao 

Jayden Yadao, where do I start. He’s so perfect to me, from his eyes, his lips, his smile, his laugh, his hugs, his appearance, his presence, so many things about him that can just make me fall in love with him over and over again. He made me happy in times I was low, even if he never knew. He meant so much to me even if he never wanted anything to do with me.. just him being in my life, even if it was for a little while. I always prayed for his success and his goals, even if we weren’t together. At times we’d talk to the very last conversation we had. I knew I’d always love him. So much love in my heart that still cares for him. He brought out my inner happiness an for that I felt happy. In my eyes an in my heart I have so much love for him. Even if he hurt me I’d always see good in him, I tried to change him an tell him he could trust me an I tried for things to work but I’m just so in love with him. I love an cared for him so much I didn’t care if he hurt me. It’s hard for me to move on because I know I’ll always be in love with him. I’d do anything to have him by my side knowing he can always rely on someone when needed. I’m so in love with him and I know it’ll get over me soon but I dont want to let go. The love for him that I had, the way I loved, I wish I could’ve gave him completely. So Jayden Yadao, he’s just a perfect boy for me… even if he doesn’t want me, in the end I know i’ll be ok.
Jayden Yadao.
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