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Jayden Theory

Your classic beta male, sits on the internet being angry all day. This is often due to a total lack of sexual or romantic partners, jaydens will usually not even have friends.
They are tiny and insignificant, which is often mirrored in their genitalia.
‘That Jayden sure is proving the Jayden Theory correct!’
by LolUMadJayden December 4, 2025
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