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A kid that was made for dank memes and yells 420 nonstop
Jaydong is in mrs ryersons class
jaydong by 08182004 March 9, 2017
a student in peal nascals class that hates snitches and loves saying 69. Jaydong enjoys many innapropriate jokes that snitches cant stand. So they snitch.
jaydong loves snitches and peal nascal
jaydong by 132435465768798 April 19, 2018
Jaydon is a cool guy, well liked by everyone. Jaydon has a tendency to be overactive, and easily distracted. Very friendly and happy. Jaydon is really into superheroes, video games and drawing. Jaydon is amazing. Cherished by friends and family alike.
I saw Jaydon today, he always knows how to make me smile! He was drawing a picture of an octopus eating a car!
Jaydon by yolo1013 December 19, 2016
Jay•don
Jaydin is an amazing friend! He’s got looks, he charm, and is super nice. Jaydon will most likely come of to string at first, but as you get to know him he’s a great guy! Killing smile, beautiful eyes; perfect hair. Jaydon will change your life for the better.
Farrah: omg he’s so nice and charming!

Jess: your talking about Jaydon right?
Farrah: ☺️
Jaydon by friesbeforeguysrule January 16, 2018
This nigga be fly as fuck he don't take shit he got a long dick and eats pussy like a madman dis nigga usually black, Mexican or Cuban he also don't listen to trash music
Friend- that nigga listen to good music for real

Other friend- he must be a Jaydon
Jaydon by Big nick dude April 9, 2017

Jayboned 

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.
After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.
Jayboned by TheFirm July 25, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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