Jay Wanker

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A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.

"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"

Jay Wanker by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 1, 2019

Words you can keep

Alexander Jay Walker

- AKA "The One And Only"/"Slick" - Walker: The most confident man alive, the host of "Walker Wisdom" on YouTube, an online educator, self-improvement influencer, self-analysis/confidence guru, philanthropist, entrepreneur, combat sport athlete, motivational speaker and a self-discipline coach/strategist.

He thrives to branch out & make the world known of his purpose in life: To help 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩, 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣, & 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚! (Walkerism)

"If you cannot control your mind, then how do you expect to control your life?" - Alexander Jay Walker

"Alexander Jay Walker taught me how to conquer my life."

Alexander Jay Walker by TylerDurden_75 June 16, 2023

Jay Walker/Gordan

A character from a show called Lego Ninjago. He is a ninja who wears blue, and controls lightning. He is autistic, and probably schizophrenic. If someone is the Jay Walker of the group, they're the jokester who's a but delulu

"Why is Jacob so off the rails?"
"He's just a Jay Walker/Gordan "

Jay Walker/Gordan by olinamouse September 23, 2024

jaywalker

Someone who crosses the street ilegaly

do not walk sign is up and u walk

jaywalker by jmmnccv May 1, 2005

jaywalker

An offensive term describing African-Americans, used by white people, when they do not want African-Americans to know they are talking about them. Term was formed in Northeast Atlanta. Probably because of African-Americans tendency to not use crosswalks when defiantly crossing busy roads.

Look at that "jaywalker" over there jaywalking. He's probably going to the welfare office.

jaywalker by Fat Alex March 10, 2008

Jaywalker

The name of Jay Park's fandom

Man i love being a jaywalker

Jaywalker by Jayparksbooty June 15, 2018

jaywalker

someone cool who walks (or rolls)

Sarah is so fun and loves a stroll, she’s such a jaywalker.

jaywalker by melbournelongcat March 24, 2024

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026