Jay Patel

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One who is defined by dominance and excellence.

Chuck Norris once walked the earth with a massive erection. There were no survivors. This is an example of dominance and excellence.

Used in a sentence: Man, Chuck Norris is so Jay Patel.

Jay Patel by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet October 16, 2008

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Jay Patel

Everyone with this name ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS built like Squidward. There NO CHANCE that they nose less than 2 feet long. Jay Patel's also be garbo at math and always be having bad grades.

Friend: Yo your house is pretty big bruh
Jay Patel: No bruh I live in a shack

Jay Patel by ipeepant November 5, 2020

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Jay Patel

A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.

Her: Wow, who's that guy?
Him: Don't even try. He's a total Jay Patel. He's out of your league.

Jay Patel by jaypatel730 December 1, 2017

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Jay Patel

Vote for Jay Patel

Guy 1: Hey who did you vote for?
Guy 2: Jay Patel
Guy 3: Oh same

Jay Patel by Ghost_Reaper123 October 10, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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