Jaws of hell

Something gay guys, or straight guys who can't get laid, call the vagina.
Similar to bros before hoes, it is designed to make getting laid seem lame.

Brian: Dude! I can't believe you slept with that chick. You might get swallowed by the jaws of hell and never recover!
Joe:... no.

Jaws of hell by I drink your milkshake January 23, 2009

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jaws of hell

A monster box so powerfull that it once it sinks its teeth into your knob it is impossible to escape.

Hey did you hear about Keith? He fell into Hanah's Jaws of Hell and now we can't get him to come out. We kept yelling, Keith come towards the light...and he said no it's so warm i like it here. Poor keith, he got caught in the jaws of hell.

jaws of hell by Terd Fergeson, its funny huh. May 22, 2006

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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