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The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.
They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Dan outta the busted Jetta he boosted
by Garym79 February 03, 2007
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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The tool I use to cut your drunken ass outta your Beemer after you wrapped it around a pole at 2am.
We used the jaws of life to spread apart the railing after little Timmy got his head stuck between the bars.
by Ladder16 January 05, 2012
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When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.
Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
by Grim_Gym November 25, 2007
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When someone clamps down on the top of a beer can and rips off the top. The beer may now be poured or drunken faster.
Stoffs got so bored last night he cracked open a cold one...but he did it with the Jaws of Life!
by Mr. Biggity Sickity March 14, 2008
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almost like the shocker, cept you put your hole fist in her pussy and ass
by nwo447 February 10, 2010
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When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017
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