Javier Jurado-Jurado

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Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.

This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!

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briefcake

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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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