Javier escuella

the hottest person to ever live
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever

he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal

'javier escuella is my favourite i even have a pintrest board with 987 pins on him'
'what the fuck'

Javier escuella by frgfogtotakethepizzaouttheoven October 23, 2023

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Javier escuella

Isaiah reeves someone who’ll only stand up for you only if dropped something for breaking into the bando that you only knew about fore you’re buddy that you let get humiliated in front of a bunch of black ppl that you could’ve prevented but you decided that I wasn’t your friend so I guess I’m the biggest fool thinking somebody actually cared about me other than acting like I’m an asshole fore being totally indifferent to your feelings of being disliked immensely for no reason but it was only a test of loyalty at the point and turned out there was none at any point

Is it me or does Javier escuella remind me of somebody I’ve met and I’ve actually bonded with on numerous occasions…. Oh well he’s an asshole anyway

Javier escuella by Wolf murder March 26, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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