Javier escuella 

the hottest person to ever live
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever

he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal

'javier escuella is my favourite i even have a pintrest board with 987 pins on him'
'what the fuck'

Javier escuella by frgfogtotakethepizzaouttheoven October 23, 2023

Javier escuella 

Isaiah reeves someone who’ll only stand up for you only if dropped something for breaking into the bando that you only knew about fore you’re buddy that you let get humiliated in front of a bunch of black ppl that you could’ve prevented but you decided that I wasn’t your friend so I guess I’m the biggest fool thinking somebody actually cared about me other than acting like I’m an asshole fore being totally indifferent to your feelings of being disliked immensely for no reason but it was only a test of loyalty at the point and turned out there was none at any point

Is it me or does Javier escuella remind me of somebody I’ve met and I’ve actually bonded with on numerous occasions…. Oh well he’s an asshole anyway

Javier escuella by Wolf murder March 26, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016