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If you’re a JASSEM then you’re daddy
Jassem by Jexxeo November 27, 2021
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Jassem • jassim • jasser • Jasemin • jassam • jassen • Jassimran • jasdemi • Jaseem • jaseemah
He is a very dumb and fat guy that will annoy you
Wow jassem is annoying
He is an amazing guy who is smart, down to Earth but very humble. He likes to take action and will to do anything for someone to forgive him. He is very sensitive so don’t make him feel sad or mad. He doesn’t really believe in dating but will take a shot. He loves his friends and family and will always to anything for them. One of the BEST people you can be friends with!
“Yo that kid is acting jaseem!
Jaseem by Tee lover May 8, 2019
A very attractive and handsome male, very good at sports; especially soccer .
Is very active, knowledgeable and is or will be very famous.
"I want to be just like jassim
Jassim by Therisingweller January 16, 2018

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses 

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.
John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!
jashem is a rich nigga with a long dick and any girl would want to be with him

and is pretty good with rhyming
damn jashem i rich as hell and this nagga can drop bars
jashem by yfudisohfsjkhdgsjih December 10, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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