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A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.
The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.
by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010
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