Jason Kong

Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.

Did you just pull a Jason Kong and spend all your money on video game !!!

Jason Kong by juan 123456 November 21, 2019

Jasonking 

Not a man, but an adjective. Refers to the rank below Jester during medieval times, the lowest class in historical society, as in less than a fool. A jasonking is so low in society it was believed by many that any woman who was unlucky enough to encounter a jasonking, their sexual hormones would decrease so rapidly that their vaginas literally would turn to sand.

Girl, you better stay away from that jasonking unless you never want to orgasm again!!!

Jasonking by Onnamarie July 7, 2022