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Japkins by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009
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Bo Jankins
The (fictitious) crappiest man who has ever lived. He is origin of the word janky, which refers to something that is akin to Bo Jankins or something that he owned. To be used as an adjective meaning extremely or extaordinarily janky.
"I'm tired of living in this Bo Jankins house, I want to live somewhere where at least one thing actually functions correctly."
Bo Jankins by Mompkin April 23, 2006
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Old Man Jankins
A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
Old Man Jankins by Slutty Pikachu69 May 30, 2016
Japkin
A Kleenex or other soft garment you use to mop up jizz. A jack off napkin that is particularly soft. cum rag happy sock
Japkin by Jimballz19 July 7, 2019
Old man jankins
Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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