Jape Penis

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Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.

Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic

Jape Penis by Dick&Balls420 January 9, 2021

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Jalepenis

A penis that belongs to a guy so hot you can still feel its effects the next morning .

Wow that's huge !you have a jalepenis . Gonna feel the sting in the morning !'

Jalepenis by Icechick May 23, 2017

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Jalepenis

When you cut open a hot pepper and rub it against your penis, then proceed to fuck a bitch.

I gave Sally the Jalepenis last night, I lit that shit on fire!

Jalepenis by Junkwillslityou October 28, 2010

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Jalepeñis

When your girl eat jalapeños and then goes down on you, so it start to sting a lil

“Babe I think you gave me Jalepeñis eating them jalapeños. my wee wee is kinda tingly”

Jalepeñis by pkitty575 January 5, 2026

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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