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Jangis
Jangis by Schuyler-zaid_time December 4, 2010
Jangis
Guy 1: duuudee i had the hottest chick sideways last night. She straight up came everywhere!
Guy 2: ohh dude, lots of jangis?
Guy 1: Oh my god...the most jangis ive ever seen. Had to change my sheets.
Guy 2: ohh dude, lots of jangis?
Guy 1: Oh my god...the most jangis ive ever seen. Had to change my sheets.
Jangis by Silly little mongoose January 26, 2020
Jangis
always, and I repeat, always black with a six pack who teaches gym class. He is amazing at basketball and football, and most likely is a soccer coach.
person 1: "Hey, do you know where I can learn some sports?"
person 2: "Yeah, I heard Jangis knows a lot of sports."
person 2: "Yeah, I heard Jangis knows a lot of sports."
Jangis by haha this is name May 14, 2020
janeism
(jane-izm) A phrase or gesture which is unintentionally sexual in nature. Originated in Woods of Westlake circa 2004.
1. "Bees boring into holes." (original janeism, said while thrusting index finger into two fingers on other hand made into a circle).
2. "I'll choke down anything."
3. "This thing is so hard." (said while licking the side of a big frozen banana)
1. "Bees boring into holes." (original janeism, said while thrusting index finger into two fingers on other hand made into a circle).
2. "I'll choke down anything."
3. "This thing is so hard." (said while licking the side of a big frozen banana)
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