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Janeirys 

A beautiful girl who is really cute and Generous. If you meet someone that her name is Janeirys, it's better to go and get her. She's also funny and if your going to mess with her, you're going to be in big trouble. She doesn't like it iether when you bother her friends, cause once you make fun of her friends or bother them, she'll just get more angry that she will never stop until she beats you up.
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JANEURYSM 

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.
After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.
JANEURYSM by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015
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janeiry by joemamaa 12345 April 7, 2021
A beautiful girl who is really cute and Generous. If you meet someone that her name is Janeiry, it's better to go and get her. She's also funny and if your going to mess with her, you're going to be in big trouble. She doesn't like it iether when you bother her friends, cause once you make fun of her friends or bother them, she'll just get more angry that she will never stop until she beats you up.
Boy 1: Hey, isn't that Janeiry right there
Boy 2: Oh yeah, lets bother her
Boy 3: I don't think that's a good idea

Janairys 

Janairys is a name for a woman that comes from Hispanic decent. Janairys is usually a happy, and uplifted person. She laughs at practically anything and everything and she would makes the bestest friend for anyone to have.
Janairys and I went out last night.
Janairys by UrbanDictionar-e February 10, 2018

Janeurysm 

The headache you feel waking up at 4pm on New years day after drinking all night for new years eve.
I drank so much last night for new year's eve, I woke up with a Janeurysm.
Janeurysm by InSilicoRW January 5, 2019

Janeurysm 

when your friend Jan has an aneurysm
Person 1: Jan's having an aneurysm!
Jan: lol janeurysm
Janeurysm by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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