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People born on jan 5 have MASSIVE DICKS and get all the chicks, people born on January the 5th are just so FUCKING HIT
I heard Sonny was born on jan 5th he has a BIG DICK
Jan 5 by Slick thick nick dick February 8, 2021
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5 jan 2030

the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk
2029 time 12:49 :
dude my furry power is gonna get distoryed
ha loser im so happy i love 5 jan 2030
5 jan 2030 by zred2006 February 7, 2022

Jan 5th Incident

January 5th, 2022. 2 irresponsible staff members from the discord server "TheNeonNados" hosted raids in multiple servers which was against staff code. They got into trouble (not really wtf) and said they'd never do it again. Both staff members claim this never happened. Well it did and there were multiple witnesses that claim they saw the horrors of the raid.
Jan 5th Incident is real and you can't deny it
Jan 5th Incident by nutcracker420 January 24, 2022
Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th
Jan 5th by Phelawlz December 26, 2021
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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