Jamie Oliver

lettuce shagger

"See that twat over there? Thats Jamie Oliver, he ruined Irn-Bru. Bloody lettuce shagger"

by baileyalexx May 24, 2019

Jamie Oliver

A muppet who managed to become a British celebrity by combining half-arsed cooking with a fake cockney accent. Sold his soul to the UK supermarket chain Sainsburys.

If yew don't wan' ter get caught by the pork chops an' end up in a flowery dell, they 'ad be'er not understand what yew’re tawkin’ about. Nuff said, yeah? Oh, and buy some stuff from Sainsburys.

by J@ffa October 6, 2004

Jamie Oliver

Cunt. Mockney Cunt. Sainsburys promoting mockney cunt. No it isn't pukka you lisping cock-pope.

I got really drunk last night and blew chunks all over a fit bird. I felt a right Jamie Oliver.

by x-bow September 1, 2004

Jamie Oliver

Utter idiot.

Me: That Paul is a real Jamie Oliver

by Phykaler June 23, 2019

Jamie Oliver

Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.

Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...

by Biafra J August 10, 2004

Jamie Oliver

Vocalist/DJ/Keyboardist/Artist.
Part of Welsh six peice Lostprophets.
Amazing man.
Awesome musician.

"My name's Jamie...And I'm the fucking DJ!"

by Jen November 16, 2004

Jamie Oliver

Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.

Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?

by LordJenal April 15, 2023