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James Jones 

A well-educated, very muscular African American male who enjoys recreation in the gentleman's game of American football and is a role model to many aspiring younglings. Wears a sleeveless turtleneck.
James Jones gets money, and money=pussy, and pussy=hoes, and if you get hoes you can be James Jones.

Consider James Jones. A lion amongst a pack of grazing gazelles.

James Jones YAC is outta this world man,
James Jones by Smokin' J January 24, 2013

james jones 

Lucy: Look, theres James Jones!
Assorted Person: Awesome!
james jones by Hoopfox August 31, 2006

james jones 

eh stupid fat person with a small dick
dude you're so james jones
james jones by goolgoog August 29, 2020

Riley James Jones

someone who looks like a dorito and taest like one (I would know)
Riley James Jones
Riley James Jones by Jeff5362874 October 21, 2020

James Earl Jones 

Famous for his deep and authoritative voice, used most famously for impressive roles as leaders like Darth Vader in the Star Wars Trilogy and Mufasa in The Lion King. Is the voice that says "This is CNN" on the network's ads.

Announced the forty-fifth greatest movie villain of all time by Maxim Magazine's "Fifty Greatest Movie Villains of all Time" list for his character of Darth Vader in Star Wars.

His "death" was announced during a live broadcast of an NBA playoff game in April of 1998; the deceased was actually James Earl Ray, convicted assassin of Martin Luther King.
James Earl Jones, I want to jump your bones with this light saber!

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House. 

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex
"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

James Earl Jones'ed 

When you're fucked so deep that you start roaring like Mufasa.
"Yo, i got so James Earl Jones'ed last night, I swear hyenas were threatening my son" rawwwwwwwr
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