James Buchanan

The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.

(1860 Boston)

Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?

Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?

Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!

Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!

James Buchanan by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 4, 2010

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James Buchanan

The 15th president of the United States of America. He was mostly known for creating gravity, WiFi and wawa. It was also rumored that he did 9/11. He participates in gains at planet fitness with Asher.

No one’s cooler then James Buchanan, except Chris Packer!

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James Buchanan

The worst president in American history, bar none. Yes, worse than him. And him. And him.

James Buchanan's presidency was a dumpster fire that no president should ever be able to top.

James Buchanan by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

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James Buchanan Barnes

A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.

James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.

James Buchanan Barnes by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017

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jamesbuchananbarness

The coolest funniest sexiest person on tiktok 😟😏

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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