Jalapeños Plopper 

The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.

Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning

Jalapeños Plopper by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024

Jalapeño Plopper

When you take a poop and it is extremely hot from the amount of spicy food you ate

My guy that food had me dropping jalapeño ploppers all night

Jalapeño Plopper by ThunderGunExprs May 1, 2024

Jalapeno Popper 

A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.

Jalapeno Popper by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008

Jalepeño Popper 

Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.

John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.

Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!

Jalepeño Popper by Clever Girl February 11, 2013

jalapeno popper 

A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.

All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!

jalapeno popper by pink lady c January 26, 2013

Jalapeño Popper 

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.

Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!

Jalapeño Popper by Hexicon September 26, 2006

Jalapeño Popper 

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…

Jalapeño Popper by Blingoop January 8, 2022