by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024
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Get the Jalapeño Plopper mug.A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.
by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008
Get the Jalapeno Popper mug.Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.
John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
by Clever Girl February 11, 2013
Get the Jalepeño Popper mug.A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.
by pink lady c January 26, 2013
Get the jalapeno popper mug.Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.
Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!
by Hexicon September 26, 2006
Get the Jalapeño Popper mug.Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
by Blingoop January 8, 2022
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