Jake Patchel Share definition Flag A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?” Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob” Jake Patchel by not johnson February 19, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Jake Patchel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch