The act in which a worker hides in an unpopulated area while on the clock. The main goal of which is to accomplish absolutely nothing beneficial to a company i.e. hiding in an office while working retail
Hey, have you seen Deantwaann lately?
No, man I haven't seen him in about three hours. He's probably Jake Breaking somewhere and playing with himself
No, man I haven't seen him in about three hours. He's probably Jake Breaking somewhere and playing with himself
by lancel August 6, 2011
Get the Jake Break mug.A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.
I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
by SJP1992 January 24, 2018
Get the Jake Break mug.The urgent sprint to the bathroom when a bowel movement is moments away, during which involuntary, drawn-out farts act as a natural braking system—slowing the runner down just enough to avoid completely shitting themselves.
• “Man took off down the hallway but hit some serious jake breaking near the stairs.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”
by Mr. Curlez711 February 20, 2026
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