Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.

Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?

Jake & John by The Real Duke March 23, 2016

John Jake Pappas 

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh, look at all of the people at his desk. He's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

John Jake Pappas by marlonandmath November 12, 2021

John Jake Pappas 

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

John Jake Pappas by anonymous November 12, 2021

Jake johnston 

A social media influencer who LOVES his supporters of multiple years. He would never dare to block them and his twitch mods are probably the nicest people on earth.

Jake Johnston did not block me on Twitter yesterday, he is so nice.

Jake johnston by alicecull3n May 20, 2021

jake johnston 

It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘

It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘

jake johnston by tfmnkty8mplu9m9 May 20, 2021

King Jake Johnstone 

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.

Long live King Jake!!!

King Jake Johnstone by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005

Jake Johnson 

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson by Clarkey September 22, 2022