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Jail Bird
A female so ugly and genuinely hideous, you wouldn’t even have sex with if you just came straight out of jail.
Jail Bird by SameSameThoDifferent August 4, 2021
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Jail Bird Syndrome
A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.
Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.
Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.
Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.
Jail Bird Syndrome by T-boneCgy August 19, 2011
Jail Birds of a Feather
A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!
Jail Birds of a Feather by DK Sett July 1, 2007
jailbird
Someone who consistently gets sentenced to jail time and doesn't care. If they have to do a 4 year bid they would just eat it up like its nothing. They eat, sleep, and think jail and are institutionalized. When released, they have a hard time reintegrating back into society and are likely to somehow end up right back behind bars.
Person 1: Did you hear Ramón got locked up again?
Person 2: I'm not surprised. He's a jailbird. That's all he knows.
Person 2: I'm not surprised. He's a jailbird. That's all he knows.
jailbird by haanspeedball July 9, 2016
Jailbird
Jailbird by imaguythatknowswhatwordsmean March 2, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.