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A cute brown haired boy With light brown eyes and light skin. Jaien is a loyal friend that will stay by your side unless u annoy him. Jaien is someone you wanna be around because of how funny he is. Though he’s acts dumb he’s actually really smart. Jaien is tiny but fired up with energy and says the most random thing to make people laugh. Though Jaien May always be smiling and laughing with his friends deep down he’s hurt but he doesn’t let that stop him from having fun. Jaien is fast and athletic but sucks at hockey and other boring sports. Jaien hate to much attention but he doesn’t really mind a little bit.
Person 1:Hey I like Jaien

Person 2:He’s so thoughtful he’s my bestfriend and we bearly talk
Jaien by Ryanllav April 23, 2019
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Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.
If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked
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jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys
omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day
jaden hossler by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

A Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown
After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.
A very cute way of spelling the name Jaylin.
What’s the baby boy name? Jaielin.
Jaielin by Chiraq_Gang January 29, 2019

jafenkcret 

jafenkcret (v) :- to spontaneously attack your keyboard with the intent of showing a shock or a lack of conversation
"malciuaewnf" is a Jafenkcret
as are:
"kuangfkra", "mvlramareg" and "lafniarknr"
jafenkcret by Smiddy91260 March 21, 2009

A Sloppy Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head as he cums. Also search for a jaben brown
After a huge party Joshua wanted to give Perry a sloppy jaben brown, Perry refused.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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