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Jager Pong

Not for the faint of heart. Beer Pong played with shots of Jagermeister instead of cheap beer. Guaranteed to get you shitfaced before either team wins.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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Jagerbongs

Jagerbongs-n. Jagerbongs are Bongs filled with jager instead of water or beer.
The smoke is like the red bull and the jager is like the jager. Creating a Jagerbongs.
The Jager is like the beer or water, and the smoke is like the red bull that makes it great.
by WAC ZOOBERRY June 30, 2010
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jagerbong

when u take a jagerbomb out of a beerbong, its the best thing ever
kyle took a jagerbomb out of a beerbong, and proved why he has great ideas , and why jagerbongs are loc
by scp 2010 December 6, 2010
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