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Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015
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completely stoned out your ass
maaan i got stonie jahonied last night
jahonied by criptich May 22, 2017
In actuality a term used to define a Diva who is confused both in Love and Terms of firgiveness. Is a Actual person Regional celebrity in the pacific northwest whom I have spent many years observing and following. Yes all famous people have stalkers. Known solely for her impressive porn collection, and uncommon ease in distributing it to the children of the local elementary school districts. While it's clear she gets pleasure from that, we don't understand as a whole what makes her operate, we do know that if you keep a large amount of cookie dough and extra cheese for her macaroni on tap, you might just make it out alive. But most likely not, it's just a kind thought.
Wow she's totally not being herself, What a jaeonce.

Oh my god she break my heart every day, "what does she think she's a jaeonce?"

"Man, I wanna be Once'Dat'Jae" Wow too far
Jaeonce by obviousasfuck February 6, 2010
Jalonies are fun to eat areal treat yeah beef jalonie day
jalonie by Jerry H October 26, 2003

Japonies 

After My Little Pony started airing in Japan, there was a massive increase in bronies indigenous to Japan, thus earning the name Japonies.
Japonies by whydoesanythingexist January 12, 2016
The BEST female. Jéonie originated from Germany, Jéonie could be described as Beautiful, outgoing, smart but can have horrible Bi-polar swings, Jéonie is the girl everyone would describe as beautiful and would do anything and everything for her friends and family. Most Germans think Jéonie is the name for the mose pure, strong and outgoing angel in Heaven
man: Damn Jéonie is beautiful

Man #2: Well of course she is, she has the name of an angel
Jéonie by DatOneGermanGirl!101 February 7, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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