Jade Day 

A national holiday celebrated throughout the world where people tend to throw around cheese. A big cheese blimp fills the air and everyone jumps up and down in excitement. Many people even pee their pants. Especially if they have bladder problems.

Lets go celebrate Jade Day!

Oh.....I have a bladder problem so that might not be a good idea. :(

Jade Day by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

National Jade Day 

A day celebrated on June 16th each year for your loved one that provides for and loves your child as if they were their own; but can't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Happy national Jade day you deserve it babe you do so much for us.

National Jade Day by Rosenell June 15, 2016

get your friend called jade a gift day 

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift

you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh

get your friend called jade a gift day by kayyykayy May 13, 2021

Bring Jade a snack day

on April 29th, we all bring Jade a snack. Just because.

Bring Jade a Snack day is today!

Bring Jade a snack day by Biggie_Smalls6969420 April 29, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008